I played along with the students, filled out a lot of stuff, answered questions, etc. I get their "quiver match" emails a couple times a week and delete them unopened. Today I looked at one as a lark (because I'm bored and annoyed at work) and the first sentence of the first profile is:
I believe in the power of positive vibration.
Yeah, if that's your idea of the best match for me, Staff Robot, you are a moron. Now, if it was talking about the power of Good Vibrations, I'd be right there.